HURRICANE IKE.

I'm extremely shocked I have not seen a Photoshop like this yet.

Seth MacFarlane for Burger King?

How ANY of this fits together is beyond me. Oddly enough, this entire bit has no bizarre non-sequitur flashbacks which is a surprise. And c'mon Seth, Bowser is a turtle, not a dragon.

MGMT gets Nited.

Well, it's finally been released. After quite a while a lot of us bloggers and forum goers have suffered through bad rips or the unfortunate Rick Rolls but it's finally out.

So what do you think?

MGMT - Kids (Soulwax Nite Version)

I DEMAND THIS AS A "HOUSE WARMING GIFT"

An inflatable lounge chair that has two speakers for a portable music player? It's like the logical and futuristic evolution of the bean bag chair. Someone be a doll and buy it for me.

PUNK ROCK POLAR BEARS

Totally rad and upsetting too. I dare someone to Photoshop a mohawk and other fun things on this guy. The rest of the tale over here.

FORGET YOUR TALKBOX, USE AN iPHONE!

Here's a short clip I made demonstrating the principles of a talkbox using my iPhone

Things I'll be happy to leave in NJ: #1 NJ Drivers

Being half Asian, I may not be one to talk about how people drive. However, if I have to complain about how people drive on the daily, clearly there are worse drivers out there other than myself.

Whether it's the brood of morons packed into a mini van or even weirder, a larger family in a 2 door car that seem to drive more carelessly proportionate to the amount of family members that are in the car or maybe the white kids, not the Asian kids that drive in poorly "riced out" cars and park outside Burger Kings or other places with large parking lots or maybe the young girls on cellphones driving huge ass SUVs that men three times their size probably don't drive or maybe it's the skinny punk kids with his dad's 20 year old BMW that drive like they own the road simply because "it's a BMW" or the tons of morons who do simply illegal things while driving that really fucking irk me.

I don't know why but things like blocking intersections, not signaling when you're making a right turn in the suburbs, not signaling when you decide to cut me off on the highway, parking in handicap spaces when you're not handicapped, double parking in the middle of a one way street, parking outside the lines or taking up two spaces, driving slow in the left lane or just driving below speed limit anywhere is something I cannot wait to never have to deal with.

I feel like a massive weight and nuisance will be lifted off my shoulders living in a major city. Even though most of the world considers driving a privilege, most of us know that financially, emotionally and environmentally, it's a pain in the ass, especially for New Jersey drivers. Car insurance alone is such a kick in the wallet that I can't imagine how fun it will be to save that much extra money a month. My car insurance alone will equal 1/3 of my rent in Brooklyn. And without having to pay ridiculous gas prices, that's roughly 2/3 of my rent right there saved. Of course the health benefits of walking and biking everywhere will be great too. It'll definitely help hold back the eventual beer belly I'll further gain by using that extra money a month on stocking my fridge with tons and tons of booze.

"It's like Cloverfield with zombies and Spanish people..."

[Rec] was just about everything I'd like from a zombie movie.

No famous people.
Cute as a button main character.
People freaking out.
An ending scene where I literally jumped up and screamed
and a friend of mine ran and hid behind her book case.

Check it out! It gets a 4 out of 5 Spooky VHS tapes.

MY BIKE!

Oh luck, you crazy jerk!

So today I decided to take out this bike I've found about a year ago. I mean look at this thing, why WASN'T I tearing up the suburbs with this guy?! Today I went out, got some great ankle socks, got a bike pump and popped on my best headband and shorts.

About less than a block away, the bike tire's tube popped OUT of the tire and wrapped around the spokes. It's really sad that the majority of sweating I did today was walking the bike back home in shame.

Comedy Central Presents?!

Today I went to a taping of Comedy Central Presents for Anthony Jeselnik and Doug Benson! So go check it out!

I am also testing out some mobile blogging from my iPhone!

Fold your t-shirts like a ninja!

You'll never need a chip clip again!

AND IF YOU LIVED IN SHADOWS BEFORE...

I know it's electro crunk week on the blog but I've had this song stuck in my head when I randomly played it while I was DJing last night. This is one of my favorite tracks from Digitalism (Myspace) and it makes me want to do the little dance that Jermaine from Flight Of The Conchords does in the opening of their show. (The one with the shoulders!!!) Get you some good German electro rock!

Digitalism - I Want I Want

BEATING THE BEAT UP.

This is hands down one of my favorite hip hop electro remixes ever.

MEMPHIS BLEEK - Alright (RATATAT remix)

WE'RE GOING OVERSEAS FOR THIS.

Maybe one of the most unlikely pairs in electro ever, but... it works? See for yourself!

MSTRKRFT - Bounce (featuring N.O.R.E.)

THUNDERHEIST.

I've been loving all these sassy ass electro crunk songs coming out as of late. Even better are all these great remixes of all of them. Montreal's Thunderheist (great name by the way!) get the funky electro remix action courtesy of fellow Canadian Wax Romeo.

Thunderheist - Bubblegum (Wax Romeo Mix)

Download.
Get crunk.
Party up.

G-UNIT.

Yup.

I was one of the few nerds lucky enough to get their iPhone 3G on day one. (And it only took me an hour to get it activated in store! So I was up and running playing stupid YouTube clips in the store and pissing off other customers at 9:30am EST!)

I'm still getting used to the keyboard (and wondering how the hell I am ever going to text with this thing when I am drunk!) and I'll be posting a review of the experience so far in about a week. I'm still in the process of testing out all the apps (mostly the free ones) and seeing how they affect my life. I've had big plans of how the iPhone can change my life so I'm curious to see how having an iPhone for a week and using it's functionality to the fullest will be come 7 days of usage.

D-A-N-C-E

SEX ED. PART TWO

BECAUSE YOU'RE IN 8TH GRADE.

3G.

Here's a short little guide for all you jerks getting the new iPhone 3G!

Here's a clip that AT&T put together for new customers coming their way for the iPhone. Check it out so you know what to bring this Friday!

Too lazy to watch the video? Here's a quick text post on TUAW.com with the same info.

Here's Apple's Guided Tour for those who just want an update of what they are getting with the new iPhone.

And here's a website guide that you can instantly bookmark on your iPhone just in case you need a guide that you can access any time. (And the website is formatted like the iPhone UI!)