Friday, September 19, 2008

Stop Motion Fun at The MoMA!



I don't believe I've ever posted any of my stop motion videos on my blog before. It's a little project I've been doing for a few weeks. There's a few more of them over at my YouTube account.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE.



Best cat ever.

(Thanks Rob!)

Friday, September 12, 2008

HURRICANE IKE.



I'm extremely shocked I have not seen a Photoshop like this yet.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Seth MacFarlane for Burger King?



How ANY of this fits together is beyond me. Oddly enough, this entire bit has no bizarre non-sequitur flashbacks which is a surprise. And c'mon Seth, Bowser is a turtle, not a dragon.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

MGMT gets Nited.



Well, it's finally been released. After quite a while a lot of us bloggers and forum goers have suffered through bad rips or the unfortunate Rick Rolls but it's finally out.

So what do you think?

MGMT - Kids (Soulwax Nite Version)

Monday, September 08, 2008

I DEMAND THIS AS A "HOUSE WARMING GIFT"



An inflatable lounge chair that has two speakers for a portable music player? It's like the logical and futuristic evolution of the bean bag chair. Someone be a doll and buy it for me.

PUNK ROCK POLAR BEARS



Totally rad and upsetting too. I dare someone to Photoshop a mohawk and other fun things on this guy. The rest of the tale over here.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

FORGET YOUR TALKBOX, USE AN iPHONE!



Here's a short clip I made demonstrating the principles of a talkbox using my iPhone

Friday, September 05, 2008

Things I'll be happy to leave in NJ: #1 NJ Drivers


Being half Asian, I may not be one to talk about how people drive. However, if I have to complain about how people drive on the daily, clearly there are worse drivers out there other than myself.

Whether it's the brood of morons packed into a mini van or even weirder, a larger family in a 2 door car that seem to drive more carelessly proportionate to the amount of family members that are in the car or maybe the white kids, not the Asian kids that drive in poorly "riced out" cars and park outside Burger Kings or other places with large parking lots or maybe the young girls on cellphones driving huge ass SUVs that men three times their size probably don't drive or maybe it's the skinny punk kids with his dad's 20 year old BMW that drive like they own the road simply because "it's a BMW" or the tons of morons who do simply illegal things while driving that really fucking irk me.

I don't know why but things like blocking intersections, not signaling when you're making a right turn in the suburbs, not signaling when you decide to cut me off on the highway, parking in handicap spaces when you're not handicapped, double parking in the middle of a one way street, parking outside the lines or taking up two spaces, driving slow in the left lane or just driving below speed limit anywhere is something I cannot wait to never have to deal with.

I feel like a massive weight and nuisance will be lifted off my shoulders living in a major city. Even though most of the world considers driving a privilege, most of us know that financially, emotionally and environmentally, it's a pain in the ass, especially for New Jersey drivers. Car insurance alone is such a kick in the wallet that I can't imagine how fun it will be to save that much extra money a month. My car insurance alone will equal 1/3 of my rent in Brooklyn. And without having to pay ridiculous gas prices, that's roughly 2/3 of my rent right there saved. Of course the health benefits of walking and biking everywhere will be great too. It'll definitely help hold back the eventual beer belly I'll further gain by using that extra money a month on stocking my fridge with tons and tons of booze.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

"It's like Cloverfield with zombies and Spanish people..."



[Rec] was just about everything I'd like from a zombie movie.

No famous people.
Cute as a button main character.
People freaking out.
An ending scene where I literally jumped up and screamed
and a friend of mine ran and hid behind her book case.

Check it out! It gets a 4 out of 5 Spooky VHS tapes.

Monday, September 01, 2008

MY BIKE!






Oh luck, you crazy jerk!

So today I decided to take out this bike I've found about a year ago. I mean look at this thing, why WASN'T I tearing up the suburbs with this guy?! Today I went out, got some great ankle socks, got a bike pump and popped on my best headband and shorts.

About less than a block away, the bike tire's tube popped OUT of the tire and wrapped around the spokes. It's really sad that the majority of sweating I did today was walking the bike back home in shame.