I can't wait until the 4th Of July

I am going to get this tattooed on my chest.

But what is this from you ask? " Maritan Shuchu Drill Kaihei 3nenseiyou" is sort of a US Marine's speak primer for Japanese nerds.

“If You Say It to Americans, for Sure, You Will Be Beaten if Not Killed”

- Anastasia Moreno, USA Marine Corp

Even better is that the book passes itself off as a workbook filled with cute characters with supposed real world terms that our very own Marines use! Check it out more here!