ANDROSS EVERYWHERE: Dammit, China!

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CHAPTER 2

Andross finally makes it to China and the self deprecation begins. Close friends would tell you that Andross' love for travel is only rivaled by his extremely lack of what most would consider a normal sense of direction. For an amount of times too embarrassing to count, Andross gets lost in downtown China yet again.

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NEW PROJECT: Andross Averywhere

Intergalactic villains live a pretty simple life. We can all agree on that. Trying to become the ruler of an entire solar system and plotting revenge on foes takes up most of one's time. It leaves very little in the way of leisure time. But let's be honest, even the strongest villains in the universe need a break. A little vacation time. When you're a disembodied spirit trying to think of ways to take over a handful of star systems, you really have all the time in the world to relax and take a day off.

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But first, Andross needs to withdraw some cash. He knows what sort of trouble you can get into if you trust credit cards for a long trip. Andross hates long lines.